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Blogging live from Spiral Jetty
Never say never, but this may be the first blog ever posted live from the monumental earthwork on the edge of the Great Salt Lake called Spiral Jetty.

Employee shot, wounded at Virginia Apple store
The victim, a 26-year-old woman, is in serious but stable condition with a wound to the shoulder. Some media outlets are reporting robbery as the motive, but police say it's too early to tell.

Seattle fire knocks out service to Bing Travel, other sites
At least two dozen sites experience protracted outage following Thursday night electrical fire at Fisher Plaza data center. Verizon's Seattle-area DSL service also gets temporarily disrupted.

What soccer team would your company be?
Martin Veitch at CIO.co.uk riffs on how certain football clubs resemble software companies, to good and painful effect.

iPhone 3GS jailbreak, 'purplera1n,' hits Web
Hacker who originally unlocked the iPhone has let loose a jailbreaking app for the iPhone 3GS ahead of the iPhone dev team. For now, it's Windows-only, but a Mac version is supposedly on the way.

Apple patents point to haptics, fingerprints, RFID
Three just-published patent applications hint at the company's future plans. But it could be a while before we see any of the functionality built into iPhones or other Apple devices.

Symantec's Ramzan on solving the antivirus puzzle
q&a From puzzles and chess to ciphers and antivirus software, Zulfikar Ramzan talks about how he got into the computer security business and where it's headed.

Week in review: A speedier new Firefox
Mozilla's latest version plays catch-up with the browser competition. Also: the latest in Windows 7 news, and a Yahoo data center in a new shade of green.

Defending against chemical and biological weapons
At the U.S. Army's Dugway Proving Grounds facility in the Utah desert, researchers look for ways to protect soldiers against "bugs" that could easily kill or sideline them.

Open source to shape cloud computing, but not dominate it
Open source has a role to play in cloud computing, but it's likely not to be the vanquisher of old, proprietary dominance.

Firefox 3.5 and the potential of Web typography
Firefox 3.5 introduces a new embeddable font feature that can make Web typography much more visually appealing. But type foundries have to play along.

Sites that help you lodge complaints
If you've been wronged or you're just not happy with the way you were treated, there are some sites on the Web that will help you get your voice heard.

Google App Engine misfires
A morning outage in Google App Engine--a hosting service for Web application developers--was resolved around noon Pacific Thursday.

iPhone heat issue much ado about nothing
Some reports on Friday claim that Apple admitted in a tech note to having heat issues with the iPhone 3GS, but that's just not true.

Report: Guilty verdict overturned in MySpace suicide case
Lori Drew allegedly used a fake MySpace profile to harass a teenager to the point of suicide, but judge says prosecutors can't use the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act against her.

Net neutrality gets a boost from the feds
The Obama administration includes the FCC's Net neutrality principles as conditions for some of the funds it will allocate as part of the economic stimulus package.

DOJ opens formal investigation into Google Books settlement
Government investigators will probe whether or not Google's agreement with publishers over the digital rights to index books violates antitrust laws.

Apple fixing iPhone SMS security hole
Vulnerability in the way iPhones handle text messages could be used to track the location of the phone, turn on the microphone, or turn phone into botnet zombie.

Fisker's good Karma
At a dinner speech recently, Henrik Fisker laid out his plans for Fisker Automotive and its first car, the plug-in hybrid Karma.

TracFone offers $45 unlimited plan
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News: FTC persuades court to shutter rogue ISP
FTC persuades court to shutter rogue ISP

News: Obama launches cybersecurity initiative
Obama launches cybersecurity initiative

News: Browsers bashed first in hacking contest
Browsers bashed first in hacking contest<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

News: Experts: U.S. needs to defend its "cyber turf"
Experts: U.S. needs to defend its "cyber turf"

Brief: Researcher aims to tweet Month of Bugs
Researcher aims to tweet Month of Bugs

Brief: Mozilla adds more privacy in Firefox 3.5
Mozilla adds more privacy in Firefox 3.5<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

Brief: Juniper pulls talk on ATM vulnerabilities
Juniper pulls talk on ATM vulnerabilities

Brief: Jackson searches resemble attack to Google
Jackson searches resemble attack to Google

News: iPhone crashing bug could lead to serious exploit
iPhone crashing bug could lead to serious exploit<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

News: OpenSSH chink bares encrypted data packets
OpenSSH chink bares encrypted data packets

News: Kaspersky exposes sensitive database, says hacker
Kaspersky exposes sensitive database, says hacker

News: RFID passports cloned wholesale
RFID passports cloned wholesale<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

Infocus: Enterprise Intrusion Analysis, Part One
Enterprise Intrusion Analysis, Part One

Infocus: Responding to a Brute Force SSH Attack
Responding to a Brute Force SSH Attack

Infocus: Data Recovery on Linux and <i>ext3</i>
Data Recovery on Linux and &lt;i&gt;ext3&lt;/i&gt;<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

Infocus: WiMax: Just Another Security Challenge?
WiMax: Just Another Security Challenge?

Mark Rasch: Hacker-Tool Law Still Does Little
Hacker-Tool Law Still Does Little

Gunter Ollmann: A Botnet by Any Other Name
A Botnet by Any Other Name<br/><br/> &gt;&gt; Advertisement &lt;&lt;<br/> Can you answer the ERP quiz?<br/> These 10 questions determine if your Enterprise RP rollout gets an A+.<br/> <a href="http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909">http://www.findtechinfo.com/as/acs?pl=781&ca=909</a>

Jeffrey Carr: Projecting Borders into Cyberspace
Projecting Borders into Cyberspace

Adam O'Donnell: Celebrity Viruses Improve Security
Celebrity Viruses Improve Security

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Today's hittable teacher banging an underage male and getting away with it is brought to you by the letters O and C [Dumbass]
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Ring ring.... ring ring... banana coffin [Strange]
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Mr. Atheist, come on down. You're the next convert on The Pious is Right [Interesting]
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Police find 17 bags of coke in woman's buttcrack, are still searching for a second suspect. He's in there somewhere [Misc]
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Police say there will be charges, but is it really a crime to enter through the exit door? [Scary]
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There are safer ways to remove weeds around your home than by using a flame thrower. Not as fun or effective, but safer [Dumbass]
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South Carolina serial killer blamed for 4 deaths in the past week [Scary]
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Photoshop theme: It's a small world [Photoshop]
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"Startled" kids in arcade get anti-drug lesson as police tase naked 19-year-old who thinks he's the Terminator [Amusing]
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Warren Buffet gives 30% less this year, donates a paltry $1.25B to Gates Foundation [Cool]
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Tomorrow, the crown of the Statue of Liberty will be open to visitors for the first time since 9/11 [Cool]
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Great news, everyone - investigative reporting finds some strip clubs have pretty decent food [Spiffy]
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Why athletes stick to their lucky underwear. Now, if only someone could explain why subby's lucky underwear sticks to him [Interesting]
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"Is Facebook an Israeli plot to control the world?" [Amusing]
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Calgary's divorce rate jumps 40 percent after the Calgary Stampede. "Thousands of beautiful men and women come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat" [Obvious]
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"Well, I guess this is a swamp, shark that lives in the swamp. You could call it a swamp shark." [Scary]
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Gold's Gym has named July "Cankle Awareness Month" [Amusing]
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Michael Jackson had asked Nadya Suleman about adopting the Octots to offer them a bright future and because "Blanket would love to have more siblings." [Weird]
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Englishwoman dials emergency hotline to report missing hamster. Dispatcher suggests she call Top Gere instead [Amusing]
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Investigation into a massive Democratic fraud ring in Pennsylvania's legislature heats up as more than 100 subpoenas flutter through the air like a ticker-tape parade [Interesting]
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Sarah Palin to step down as Alaska governor, possibly prepare for 2012 run for president. This is good news... for Tina Fey [Interesting]
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You think a holiday with your in-laws is uncomfortable, imagine being Gov. Mark Sanford (R-South Adulturerlina) this weekend [Interesting]
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How to eat a giant African land snail. If you must [Scary]
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Wisconsin commissions new symbol for state election agency, comes up with one that looks exactly like the anarchy symbol. "Irony is an overused word, but that's somewhat ironic in this case" [Ironic]
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Mattress salesman refuses to take being laid off lying down, gets in pillow fight with boss. Except not with a pillow [Florida]
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In Canada you can't be held criminally responsible for your actions if you're under 12, which is great news if you're a 9-year-old who wants to burn down an abandoned McDonald's [Stupid]
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For the first time ever, North Korea airs a beer commercial, which notes that the beer "relieves stress and improves health and longevity," as all Farkers can attest [Cool]
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San Antonio SWAT have four hour standoff with empty house [Asinine]
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The shocking sequel to yesterday's story about former Turnpike employees not paying Turnpike tolls: former subway employees don't have to pay subway fares [Followup]
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Union president says its unfair to require all Boston police to abstain from illegal drugs just because of 15 bad apples [Dumbass]
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Hearing examines whether police officer's thyroid problem means he shouldn't be fired for misplacing evidence and not doing his job [Weird]
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Owner of Chinese buffet chain offers free meals to Canadians on Canada Day to show his gratitude to the country, is immediately accused of violating human rights of non-Canadians [Asinine]
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You know it's a good party when your underwear ends up on a street sign [Amusing]
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Kenyans furious that Barack Obama won't visit the country where he was born during his trip to Africa [Sad]
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Staples: you've got questions, we've got Michael Jackson's corpse on display next Tuesday [Followup]
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No matter how you try to justify it as art, the police aren't going to be too impressed when your canvas is a $1600 plasma tv at Sears and your subject is your penis [Dumbass]
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Pennsylvania bill makes it illegal to implant a microchip into a human being without his or her consent. An amendment is being offered to prohibit alien anal probes as well [Strange]
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Turns out that competitive eating leads to weight gain and clogged arteries. Huh. Whoda thunk it? [Obvious]
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"Officer, I'd like to report a crime. I was having sex with two women in my pool and a neighbor was, can you believe it, watching" [Unlikely]
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Cabbie uses deodorant to disarm would-be robber [Unlikely]
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Was it wrong to wish I'd nailed Farrah on her deathbed? Should I not have done that? [Misc]
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101 year old woman still delivering for Meals on Wheels after 28 years. FARK: Calls women in their 70's 'little old ladies' [Hero]
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When a fish snaps your pole and drags it into the frigid mountain water, just let it go, man, because it's gone [Sad]
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It's nice to inform people you've recently had contact with that you may have swine flu, but you probably shouldn't do it in person [Dumbass]
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Study claims often-disputed power of positive thinking is real, but actually makes things worse. Go cry, emo guy [Obvious]
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The prosecution would now like to call anyone with access to the internet [citation needed] [Stupid]
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I saw a (man)girdle [Amusing]
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When reporting on tomorrow's annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island, you have to include every hot dog-related pun known to man. It's the law. Wieners [Silly]
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Coolest history lesson on Thomas Jefferson you'll see all day [Spiffy]
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Did you know the ACLU is suing to remove all cross shaped headstones from national cemetaries, to keep Navy Chaplains from mentioning Jesus to keep Marines from bowing their heads, and to force your daughters to use crescent shaped IUDs? [Sad]
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 Central Florida News 13

4th Of July Fun And Festivities Around Central Florida
Looking for somewhere to have fun in grand style this Fourth of July weekend? CFNews13.com is your one-stop source for Independence Day weekend events around the area.</p><p><strong>Plus:</strong> <a href="http://cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/7/2/whats_closed_july_34.html">What’s Closed July 3–4</a> • <a href="http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/7/3/slow_foot_traffic_has_fireworks_dealers_offering_incentives.html">Slow Foot Traffic Has Fireworks Dealers Offering Incentives</a> • <a href="http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/7/3/fireworks_safety_reminders.html">Fireworks Safety Reminders</a>

Are Race Fans Stimulating The Local Economy?
Fans are flocking to Daytona International Speedway this Independence Day weekend for three races in two days.  

2 Shot In Attempted Home Invasion With Large Guns
Two people are shot after two suspects attempt to invade a home in Orange County with an AK-47 and a sawed-off shotgun.

Public Memorial Tuesday In Los Angeles For Michael Jackson
A public memorial for Michael Jackson is set for 10 a.m. Tuesday at the Staples Center. 

Teen’s 911 Hoax Sends 9 Agencies Searching For Her
A kidnapping call to 911 sends nine Central Florida agencies on a chase on I-4, but it all turns out to be a hoax by a 16-year-old girl trying to avoid getting in trouble with her parents for being home late.

Longwood Senior Could Be Forced Out Of Her Aging Home
A Seminole County senior could be forced out of her home, because it is in such bad condition. The city of Longwood is also feeling pressure from neighbors to improve the situation.

Two-County Chase Ends In Crash
Volusia County Sheriff's deputies said three dark-skinned men allegedly pointed a gun at the woman and demanded her money and her purse. 

Bowyer Races To First Nationwide Win Of Season
Clint Bowyer won the Nationwide Series race at Daytona International Speedway for his first victory of the year. 

Woman’s Family Awarded $6.33M In Medical Malpractice Settlement
The Morgan and Morgan law firm has announced a $6.33 million medical malpractice verdict in favor of a Deltona woman who is now in a permanent vegetative state following a heart attack five years ago. 

Truck Crushes Man In Palm Bay
A man is dead after he was apparently run over by his own truck. 

Fireworks Safety Reminders
Fireworks and the Fourth of July go hand-in-hand, but so should safety.

1,000 New American Citizens Sworn In At Magic Kingdom
The dream of becoming an American citizen comes true for 1,000 immigrants as they are sworn in as U.S. citizens in front of Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.

Historic Home Becomes Cocoa Village’s First Bed And Breakfast
A historic home transformed into the first bed and breakfast opens for the public to see Friday night.  

Road Rage Leads To Pinellas Parking Lot Shooting
An episode of road rage likely led to a 64-year-old man being shot Friday afternoon.

Anti-Tax Tea Party Protests On Tap For The 4th
Folks looking to take a stand against taxes this Fourth of July can join one of several “tea parties” across Central Florida Saturday.

Palin resigns as governor, leaves plans secret


    

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